We grilled grill-me.

The questions people ask about it, put to it. It answered the way it answers everyone.

Why is there a clock?
Because “let me think about it” is how you got here.
Why one question at a time?
You can dodge a form. You can’t dodge one question.
Why is it mean?
It isn’t. It just won’t pretend your plan is finished.
Can I skip a question?
Let the clock run out. We’ll pick for you, and mark that we did.
Why does it recommend an answer?
It’s the one you were going to pick. Prove it wrong.
Isn’t this just talking to myself?
Yes. With someone who interrupts.
Why would anyone make theirs public?
To prove they went through with it. Mostly.
What if it’s wrong about me?
Then you’ll know what you actually think. That was the point.
Does it give advice?
No. Advice is what you ask for once you’ve already decided.

Your turn.